Get yours.

In other scamming the scammers news :

In January 2015 we reported that more than $300 million in annual, U.S.-funded salary payments to the Afghan National Police were based on only partially verified or reconciled data, and that there was no assurance that personnel and payroll data were accurate

More recently, Afghan government officials have raised concerns about “ghost” ANDSF personnel in Helmand province. The new police chief of Helmand province has been quoted as stating that of the approximately 26,000 ANDSF personnel assigned to the province “40 to 50 percent of the force did not exist physically when we asked for help during operations.”

Turns out the goatfuckistanis have a little more experience pulling numbers out of their asses than the puritanical infidels who own the money printing machines. No one could’ve predicted!!

Not that the ANDSF is doing anything other than what they’re morally compelled to do – because against the Re[fried]Soviets, it can be no other way. They’re trying to scam you as gently and surreptitiously as humanly possible, against which the best defence is to be as brazen as humanly possible. So don’t be left behind because it’s “mean” and “unfair” to use “loopholes” in the system.i It’s right and proper and smart and the only way to survive. So get yours.ii

The clock is ticking.

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  1. To quote your next US President from his first debate with Herr Clitler on September 26th :

    Clitler : I think you’ve just seen another example of bait and switch here. For 40 years, everyone running for president has released their tax returns. You can go and see nearly I think 39, 40 years of our tax returns but everyone has done it. We know the IRS has made clear there is no prohibition on releasing it when you’re under audit.

    So you’ve got to ask yourself, why won’t he release his tax returns? And I think there may be a couple of reasons. First, maybe he’s not as rich as he says he is. Second, maybe he’s not as charitable as he claims to be. Third, we don’t know all of his business dealings but we have been told, through investigative reporting, that he owes about $650 million to Wall Street and foreign banks.

    Or maybe he doesn’t want the American people, all of you watching tonight, to know that he’s paid nothing in federal taxes because the only years that anybody has ever seen were a couple of years when had he to turn them over to state authorities when he was trying to get a casino license and they showed he didn’t pay any federal income tax. So _

    President : That makes me smart.

  2. Be like Leon, be able to say “I gets mines, Larry! I brings the ruckus to the ladies.”

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