By the strength of La Serenissima,
And of the grace she hath accorded us,
Let all such as will not obey her,
The Definitive Sovereign,
Be slain and be destroyed.
Above is a modest design proposal for La Serenissimai fender flags. Yes, I’m well aware that, at least up until now, we were supposed to be “too honest for a shady logo,” but I needed an art project. So here we are.
This cribbed eagle motif – complete with full PGP Fingerprint of the chauffeured occupant – is not only intended to look badass,ii but also to confer immunity from local traffic laws. Because yes, you’d better believe that #b-a Lords will have fender flags on their motor coaches, not unlike those found on that famous Mercedes 770K Cabriolet of a certain you know who, and that we will be held to no other court than that of The Definitive Sovereign.
Now maybe I’m just trollin’, maybe there’s something here. Either way, ’tis only a modest proposal.
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- Yes, that’s a red L and a black S, not a 3/4 swastika, ya Nazi. Though I admit that, if there’s a weak spot in this design, it’s this L-S.
Perhaps it’d look better with the PGP Fingerprint tucked inside the wreath ? Or perhaps with the fingerprint in the eagle’s talons ? For now, these iterations, and more, will be left as exercises for the alert reader. [↩]
- Imagine a pair of these on the front fenders of Saddam. [↩]