Porn from before you were born.

Yes, twat diddling and dudes dreaming of bigger dongs are tales as old as time, songs as old as rhyme. These Japanese woodblock prints are between 200 – 250 years old :

Amorous Couple between a Screen and a Door - Isoda Koryusai - 1777 Models of Couples (Ehon tsui no hinagata) - Katsushika Hokusai - 1812 A Geisha and her lover, kitagawa utamaro - 1799

And just in case you’re less than 47 years of age, there’s also this sexy little Picasso etching :

Raphael et la Fornarina - Pablo Picasso - 1968

More proofi that the world didn’t start the day you were born and that you’re not Truman Burbankii after all.

What can I say ? Open a book or something.

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  1. From “Monet, Gauguin, van Gogh… Japanese Inspirations” at the Kunsthaus, Zurich. []
  2. Jim Carrey in The Truman Show, 1998. []

4 thoughts on “Porn from before you were born.

  1. How comes they don’t have pixelated vaginas?

    • Because the conquering Americans hadn’t yet imposed their puritanical stupidity where it doth not belong. Sorta like they did with “democracy” when they knocked off Saddam and unleashed ISIS.

  2. Ah yeah, I was doing some reading into the proposed Turkey-Qatar pipeline and how America’s actions in Syria (likely to turn it from proposed to actual) resulted in the creation of ISIS. Stay hilarious USA.

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