You need an Ambien to sleep because you bought the trappings of power instead of the real thing.

From the worthy Chris Ballas, on the US’ braindamage, based on the story of pouty-faced “writer”i Amanda Hess: Fourth: she misunderstood/completely understood his answer about whether the magazine was particularly masculine: “It’s called The Economist.” Uh oh. If I ask, “Is Cosmo Magazine particularly feminine?” and you reply, “Duh, stupid, it’s called Cosmo, any more […]