Turns out you wanted Hitler after all.

To answer Greenspun’s question, “After recasting it into modern language, how much of Hitler’s 1920 program could be sold to American voters right now?”, let’s dig right into the wording of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei‘s 95-year-old platform.i Without further ado : The Programme of the German Workers’ Party is designed to be of limited duration. […]